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Do you remember how liberals ridiculed Reaganomics as the "trickle down theory" of economics? Well, liberals have been practicing the "hose down theory" for decades, and Obama, Pelosi, Frank et al have now obtained firemen's hoses and connected them to hydrants.

Joke of the year. ... (Read More)

Flanagan was asked to distinguish between an explosion and a collision. "Well, with a collision," he said, "there you are. But with an explosion, where are you?" :-) ... (Read More)

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There were two naked Greek statues that had been facing each other across a courtyard for a thousand years when a muse came by and said, "I'll bring you to life for thirty minutes so you can both do what you most want to do." ... (Read More)

Q: Why is there no Nobel Prize for sociology? ... (Read More)

Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh. (Read More)

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Father O'Malley answers the phone. ... (Read More)

Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.