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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2.... (Read More)

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.  One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. ... (Read More)

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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.  The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: ...... "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."  F... (Read More)

A lady liberal wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held at Guantanamo Bay. She received the following reply: ... (Read More)

"So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern." --- Craig Kilborn ... (Read More)

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I Was So Depressed Over The Election Results..... I called Lifeline. They had outsourced to a Call Center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.