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Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tell one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull. The old bull snorts and says, "I'm a tellin' ya what, there ain't but fifty cows here that are mine and if'n that new bull thinks he's a gettin' any of my cows, well, he's go... (Read More)

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I can’t vouch that it is authentic, but it resonates with aspects of carbon trading schemes. ……………………. Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of State. Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA), Nobel House, 17 Smith Square, London 16 July 2009 Dear Secretary of State, My friend, who is in fa... (Read More)

Here is a little multiple-choice test about intelligence in American politicians. The rules are simple. I will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, former President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Go... (Read More)

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice. The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing happens. The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money... (Read More)

Want to read what would be a good joke if it weren't true? ... (Read More)

GUNS and DOCTORS a. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000 b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services) THINK ABOUT THIS: a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty- mill... (Read More)

Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named - BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology; no wires, no electronic circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere - even sitting in an armchair by the... (Read More)

A friendly jest at our American counterparts: ... (Read More)

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game has issued the following advisory to hikers, hunters, and fishermen while in the field: ... (Read More)