 Altruism
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish downtown office. The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny t... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 8/15, 3:47pm)
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH / MEN'S ENGLISH
WOMEN'S ENGLISH 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need . . . = I want. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to 8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10.... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 1/06/2006, 4:05pm)
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God-Man
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A timely new Italian opera, sure to be a big hit!
L’Obama, ossia L’Avvento del Messia Opera in Tre Atti Personaggi: Barracco Obama, Il Messia, Redentore del Mondo………….…Tenore Miracoloso Santa Micaela della Revoluzione, sua sposa…………………….Soprano Amaro Giovanni Maccheno, Senatore, Avversario dello Obama……….Basso Buffo Sara Palino, Governatrice del Alaska e Reginetta di Bell... (Read More) (Added by William Dwyer on 11/09, 10:04am)
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Safe sex
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on 9/10, 12:05pm)
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Top Dog?
The Library of Congress sponsored a nationally televised event focusing on Objectivism, and they invited the three top recognized spokesmen for Objectivism to speak. Miracle of miracles, all three accepted!
... (Read More) (Added by Roger Bissell
on 1/25, 11:11pm)
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Change
LETTER FROM THE BOSS:
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New York City Traffic Jam
A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 5/10, 9:11am)
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Health Care
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
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Priceless
(Originally posted to Pax Baculum by McWriter) (Read More) (Added by Duncan Bayne
on 9/28, 10:08pm)
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