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...that France surrendered. ...Just in case.

Competing with "free" in a market economy. (I loved this) (Read More)

A fellow walks into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor makes a physical examination, listens to the symptoms, and concurs with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow, to start treatment. And bring a banana and a cookie with you" said the doctor. Despite the seemingly odd requ... (Read More)

A man wakes up with a severe hangover and finds a note from his wife by his bedside that says, "I made your favorite breakfast.  When you wake up, come down to the kitchen." ... (Read More)

(from newsgroup rec.humor.funny) During an etiquette class, a teacher is trying to teach her students good manners to follow while on a dinner date. "Michael," she asks one of the students, "if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" "Just a minute," replie... (Read More)

Goto http://www.bigad.com.au/ and enjoy excerpts from Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana" being used to sell beer... ... (Read More)

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. ... (Read More)

An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field.   Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!", and continued to watch, remembering the good old day's ... (Read More)

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