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Before PC invaded academia, there was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, ... (Read More)

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana.  As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. ... (Read More)

President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000. "This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger... (Read More)

From: Subject: It Is Your Patriotic Duty to Pass This On FORWARDED IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISM: We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk... (Read More)

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Why did the cat prefer the French to the Americans? ... (Read More)

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to... (Read More)

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.  The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.  In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,  before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first  request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to ... (Read More)

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" go... (Read More)