 From: Subject: It Is Your Patriotic Duty to Pass This On
FORWARDED IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISM:
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that
they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show
support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless America and
GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!
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