 NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!
News just in!!! After years of making millions from one song, sixties band, The Animals, have issued a world-wide apology ... There ISN'T a house in New Orleans. (Added by Lindsay Perigo
on 9/20, 8:45pm)
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Measurement Omission?
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/24, 1:37am)
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Notice
NOTICE: Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. Thank you (Added by Robert Davison
on 1/05, 6:58am)
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Jewish Studies
At the U.S. War College, a General is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight in a World War Three, Sir?" "Yes, gentlemen, it looks like you will," answers the Gener... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 7/20, 7:14am)
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The Land of Sandra Dee
A retired friend sent me this. It offers a mixed bag but has enough merit to share: The Land of Sandra Dee Long ago and far away, In a land that time forgot, Before the days of Dylan Or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, And they were you and me, Long ago and far away In the Land of Sandra Dee... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 11/19, 7:10am)
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Worst Burglar Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mim90zCi34Y
... (Read More) (Added by Warren Chase Anspaugh
on 12/24, 1:03am)
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How Much Work Does Objectivism Face?
The following is a clip from the French version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?". The question, for those who don't speak French, is: "Which of these is in orbit around the Earth?" The four choices are: the Moon, the Sun, Mars, or Venus. This clip is scary for numerous reasons: 1. He isn't confident enough to answer the question on his... (Read More) (Added by Scott Cram
on 1/05, 12:04pm)
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Knowledge must remain frozen.
Actually, this is not funny... but it should be!
... (Read More) (Added by Michael E. Marotta
on 3/01, 1:49pm)
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The Al Bundy of Cats
Behold:
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on 3/16, 10:44am)
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Children's jokes.
These are jokes I made up when I was only a kid of about five to eight (depending on the joke). I thought they were the funniest thing ever and told them over and over to just about everyone until I forgot about them. Just today, something triggered the memory of them, so I thought I'd see how other people liked them.
... (Read More) (Added by Lydia Elizabeth Anne Brennand-Francis on 2/24, 5:28am)
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