 BOOK: the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named - BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology; no wires, no electronic circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere - even sitting in an armchair by the... (Read More) (Added by Luke Morris
on 6/16, 1:45pm)
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Birth Control
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says, "We're Catholic so we can't use it."
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on 6/16, 8:27am)
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The Redhead
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I have the most atrocious pains on my body wherever I touch it.
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on 6/14, 9:58pm)
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Incrementally better
(after reading yet another post from num++ I have to retell this old story...)
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on 6/12, 5:48pm)
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Another Welsh joke
What do you call a Welshman with a hundred girlfriends?
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on 6/11, 2:30pm)
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The real meaning of common words
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to... (Read More) (Added by Barbara Branden
on 6/10, 4:53pm)
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How to Write Good
[Whilst recirculating in my electronic correspondence one time too frequently in various guises, I deigned cast a search far and wide in hyperlink-space for a definitive genesis of this linguistic tabulation. The possible origins are two misters Visco, George Trigg, William Safire, and a multitude of various sources anonymous. Which is which is a w... (Read More) (Added by num++
on 6/03, 9:50am)
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The Old Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost.
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on 6/01, 9:13pm)
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I Wish These Were Brains
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on 5/28, 6:31pm)
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Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2.... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
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