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May I speak to you?
May I speak to you?

Scene at the mall. ... (Read More)

(Added by JJ Tuan on 7/09, 11:32pm)

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Is it a Joke? Satire or Prophecy?
Is it a Joke? Satire or Prophecy?

Sen. Kennedy Slams Unnamed Supreme Court Nominee (2005-07-02) -- Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-MA, today criticized President George Bush's as-yet-unnamed replacement for retiring Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor as a "brutal, Bible-thumping, right-wing ideologue who hates minorities, women and cocker spaniels." "He or she... (Read More)

(Added by Barbara Branden on 7/06, 10:01pm)

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Iowahawk (satire): Zarqawi Sez "Stop Questioning My Patriotism"
Iowahawk (satire): Zarqawi Sez "Stop Questioning My Patriotism"

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/07/stop_questionin.html ... (Read More)

(Added by Scott Schiff on 7/04, 9:30pm)

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Sociology
Sociology

Q: Why is there no Nobel Prize for sociology? ... (Read More)

(Added by Andrew Bissell on 7/03, 4:33pm)

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Objectivist Humor: Not Excluded by the Law of Identity!!
Objectivist Humor: Not Excluded by the Law of Identity!!

How many Objectivists does it take to change a lightbulb? ... (Read More)

(Added by Michael E. Marotta on 7/01, 2:00pm)

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Eastern Enlightenment
Eastern Enlightenment

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(Added by Robert Davison on 6/29, 7:47am)

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Lawyers Again, From Real Life!
Lawyers Again, From Real Life!

[E-mailed to me this morning - Linz] These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts". They are things people said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just l... (Read More)

(Added by Lindsay Perigo on 6/28, 5:31pm)

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Lawyer fees
Lawyer fees

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. ... (Read More)

(Added by Matthew Humphreys on 6/24, 9:29am)

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God vs. U2
God vs. U2

Bono and guitarist the Edge are in a plane crash and end up standing in front of God, who is seated on his giant white throne. God asks them the same question. First, he turns to the Edge. "Edge, tell me what you believe in." He responds, "I believe in Gibson guitars and in the fact that the world would be a much better place if we were alive to ma... (Read More)

(Added by Ashley Frazier on 6/18, 8:55am)

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Two Statues
Two Statues

There were two naked Greek statues that had been facing each other across a courtyard for a thousand years when a muse came by and said, "I'll bring you to life for thirty minutes so you can both do what you most want to do." ... (Read More)

(Added by James Heaps-Nelson on 6/18, 6:33am)

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