 Never lie to a child
One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son, Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old boys do not like church at all. Especially little Johnny. Halfway through the pastor's sermon Johnny fell asleep. The pastor noticed this, and it ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 2/08, 1:35am)
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Congress Votes To Outsource Presidency
http://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/politics/96710-congress-votes-to-outsource-presidency.html (Read More) (Added by Merlin Jetton on 2/03, 2:17pm)
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Pathetically Hilarious
Obama at an elementary school in VA last week, in front of a bunch of 5th graders. Geeze.
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Bookseller of the Year
http://spectator.org/blog/2009/03/09/bookseller-of-the-year (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 1/21, 10:21am)
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Obama's overzealous diplomacy
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Imma Let You Finish, But...
Joke of the year.
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How do you properly shield yourself from an Iranian nuke?
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Ordering Pizza in the Not-so-distant Future
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What gender is a computer?
A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
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Health Care
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
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