 Truth in Advertising
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A timely new Italian opera, sure to be a big hit!
L’Obama, ossia L’Avvento del Messia Opera in Tre Atti Personaggi: Barracco Obama, Il Messia, Redentore del Mondo………….…Tenore Miracoloso Santa Micaela della Revoluzione, sua sposa…………………….Soprano Amaro Giovanni Maccheno, Senatore, Avversario dello Obama……….Basso Buffo Sara Palino, Governatrice del Alaska e Reginetta di Bell... (Read More) (Added by William Dwyer on 11/09, 10:04am)
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The Enormity of the Task
“I do not underestimate the enormity of the task that lies ahead,” Mr. Obama said, his voice slow and controlled. “Some of the choices that we make are going to be difficult. And I have said before and I will repeat again: It is not going to be quick and it is not going to be easy for us to dig ourselves out of the hole that we are in.” -- Chicago... (Read More) (Added by Michael E. Marotta on 11/08, 6:58pm)
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The Light Dollar
My brother said that he has a hard time conceptualizing a trillion dollars. I told him that a light year is 6 trillion miles. The nearest star is 4.4 light years away, about 25 trillion miles. Polaris is just over 900 light years away or about a quadrillion miles. Polaris is in our experiential world. You can see it from everywhere in the North... (Read More) (Added by Michael E. Marotta on 10/27, 7:29pm)
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Grade Creep
This is a perfect illustration. (Thanks to Karen!)
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Electile Dysfunction
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year. (Added by William Dwyer on 10/19, 9:36pm)
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Determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer
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McCain Sings Streisand
No more need be said!
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Palin/Clinton Joke
I just saw this one: Q: What should you do if you get an email with an attachment saying it contains a nude picture of Sarah Palin? A: Whatever you do, don't open it! It might contain a computer virus! Q: What should you do if you get an email with an attachment saying it... (Read More) (Added by C. Jeffery Small on 9/15, 11:16pm)
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What's Wrong with this Picture?
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