Jokes: Joke

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. ... (Read More)

Before PC invaded academia, there was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, ... (Read More)

Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh. (Read More)

  A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them.    The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police offic... (Read More)

KBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN: Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. ... (Read More)

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the... (Read More)

NZ Toyota Hilux ads have something of a cult following in New Zealand. Toyota has a habit of making ads that run the gauntlet of the [Snooty impression on] "New Zealand Broadcasting Standards Authority" [Snooty impression off]. ... (Read More)

Goto http://www.bigad.com.au/ and enjoy excerpts from Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana" being used to sell beer... ... (Read More)

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(from newsgroup rec.humor.funny) During an etiquette class, a teacher is trying to teach her students good manners to follow while on a dinner date. "Michael," she asks one of the students, "if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" "Just a minute," replie... (Read More)