 How to Sing the Blues
HOW TO SING THE BLUES, by Lame Mango Washington (attributed to Blind Limey Crawford) 1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning." 2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you stick something nasty in the next line, like "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town." 3. The Blues is simple. After y... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 5/25, 9:10am)
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GUNS and DOCTORS
GUNS and DOCTORS a. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000 b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services) THINK ABOUT THIS: a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty- mill... (Read More) (Added by Peter Skup on 5/25/2005, 12:20am)
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Bad taste but a gift from me to those who have vilified Sir Arthur Harris
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways ... (Read More) (Added by david baker
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How to clean your toilet - the fun way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
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on 5/20, 1:36pm)
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Surrender Cat
Why did the cat prefer the French to the Americans?
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on 5/03, 6:35pm)
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Communist kittens
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?
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on 5/03, 2:35pm)
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Word
Word. (Read More) (Added by Angela Lucas
on 4/28, 9:23pm)
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Nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign
Rather than copy & paste it all, just (as they say) read the whole thing: Bread is Dangerous! (Read More) (Added by Kernon Gibes
on 4/19, 7:23pm)
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Since April 2004 three men wait for a phone call
Want to read what would be a good joke if it weren't true?
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on 4/16, 9:55am)
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No Frill Living Will
Posted to the Space Coast Freethought Association list but original author unknown:
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on 4/13, 12:12pm)
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