A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I have the most atrocious pains on my body wherever I touch it.
“That’s impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams, likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream out in agony.
The doctor says, “You're obviously in a great deal of pain". Then he sits back and says, "Hmmmn. You’re not really a redhead are you?"
"Well, no” she says, “I’m actually a blonde. How did you know?”
“Your finger is broken.”
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