 NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
By John Cleese
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Tech Support
Subject: COMPUTERS
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Locke and Marx take tea
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Time for a "Gong"
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
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The Evolution of Teaching Math
Teaching Math In 1950 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1960 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1970 A logger sells a truckl... (Read More) (Added by C. Jeffery Small on 1/22, 2:54am)
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The Colbert Report reviews Atlas Shrugged
(Submitted by Jim Henshaw)
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Pencils and Paper
The dean of a college was complaining about the difficulties in funding all the engineering departments. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department -- all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer on 3/18, 6:18am)
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Fat People
Inside every fat woman...
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Pathetically Hilarious
Obama at an elementary school in VA last week, in front of a bunch of 5th graders. Geeze.
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Winter passed and summer started
I was reading the comments regarding the HealthCare Bill. One of them reminded me an old Soviet joke. It was rhymed in Russian, excuse my poor translation: Winter passed and summer started, And sun is shining as usual. I want to thank for it the Communist Party And personally comrade Leonid Brezhnev!!!! (unending ovation) ... (Read More) (Added by Maria Feht on 3/24, 5:20am)
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