 Pet Fish
A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You mustunderstand these here are my pet fi... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison
on 9/07, 7:59am)
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 9/09, 3:08pm)
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Daffynitions
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Dilbert Jun 22
Link: http://www.dilbert.com/2008-06-22/
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The Santa Bail Out
Santa Claus Bailout Hearings - watch more funny videos (Read More) (Added by Teresa Summerlee Isanhart on 12/23, 8:03pm)
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On the fly
What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee? The Sicilian throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Scotsman takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee. The North Korean eats the fly. The Israeli sells the... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 12/24, 12:19am)
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Farming and Effective Time Management
I learned this story while attending my employer's three-day course on Stephen Covey's book The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I found it on the Web at this link also. It brings to mind the Objectivist ethical value of Purpose. Here it is:
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What Do Women Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved byArthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no ans... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 9/22/2004, 11:26am)
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Should we stop illegal immigration . . . to Canada?
The Exodus CANADA BUSY SENDING BACK BUSH-DODGERS The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll... (Read More) (Added by Barbara Branden on 11/26/2004, 3:45am)
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What's your state motto?
Some of these are stupid, but I thought it was worth posting nonetheless....
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