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In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have six months to bui... (Read More)

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT:   THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS   ... (Read More)

An Amish farmer walking through his cow pasture notices a man drinking from his pond with his right hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht! Die Kuhen haben dahin gescheissen!' The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.' The Amish man says: 'Use both hands, you'll get more.' (T... (Read More)

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For h... (Read More)

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? ... (Read More)

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a sets quare, a slide rule, and a calculator. ... (Read More)

Instructions on how to clean your toilet ... (Read More)

From the Web Site of G. Gordon Liddy: ... (Read More)

It was letter/word time. The teacher says a letter, and the kids have to think of a word that starts with that letter, and use it in a sentence. She said, “B.” As usual, dirty little Johnny was waving his hand. She thought, ‘I can’t give him B, he’ll say ‘B. Breasts. Big, gorgeous breasts.’ She picked little Susie, who said, “B. B... (Read More)