 The New Yorker comments on Post-Modern "Art"
It takes an artist (in this case, New Yorker's Alex Gregory) to capture the essence of even fake "Art". From http://www.cartoonbank.com/assets/1/51252_m.gif (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 9/15/2004, 7:59pm)
Discuss this Joke
(5 messages)
 This isn't a joke—it's actually a puzzle
Good Thinking Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his ... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 9/16/2004, 7:21pm)
Discuss this Riddle
(19 messages)
Kissing the Ass of Hank
This video satirizes traveling salesmen of Jehovah and their various arguments about the nature of that alleged deity. In this parody, the "men in black" invite you to kiss the ass of Hank, who will give you a million dollars once you leave town but who will kick your ass if you fail to kiss his. No one has verified that any of the many kissers o... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 12/19/2004, 3:00pm)
Discuss this Funny Story
(8 messages)
A joke about Welsh sheep
Did you hear that Welsh people have discovered a new use for sheep?
... (Read More) (Added by Matthew Humphreys
on 4/10, 3:26pm)
Discuss this Insensitive Joke
(13 messages)
God vs. U2
Bono and guitarist the Edge are in a plane crash and end up standing in front of God, who is seated on his giant white throne. God asks them the same question. First, he turns to the Edge. "Edge, tell me what you believe in." He responds, "I believe in Gibson guitars and in the fact that the world would be a much better place if we were alive to ma... (Read More) (Added by Ashley Frazier
on 6/18, 8:55am)
Discuss this Joke
(1 message)
Worm Trick
Some grandparents were babysitting their four-year-old grandson for the weekend. The kid was making the old man crazy, draining his energy. “I have to think of something to keep this boy occupied with a project for a little while!” A light rain fell and some worms were out. “Say, I bet you can’t get a worm back into a hole. Five dollars if y... (Read More) (Added by Jon Letendre
on 8/27, 8:17pm)
Discuss this Joke
(0 messages)
Oh Boy!
1. Resolved, by this Council, that we build a new Jail.
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/30, 6:16am)
Discuss this Joke
(7 messages)
Something to think about the next time you fly.
The following is an excerpt from a "crab sheet", where pilots and maintenance personnel communicate problems with a particular aircraft, as well as solutions to the problems.
... (Read More) (Added by Summer Serravillo
on 9/08, 10:57am)
Discuss this Joke
(19 messages)
Mosquitoes/lightbulb
How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if you can get them in there. (Added by Jennifer Kerns
on 9/12, 1:01pm)
Discuss this Joke
(4 messages)
Separation of Math and Religion?
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/04, 1:50am)
Discuss this Joke
(2 messages)
|
