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I like Beachbody. No, really, I do. I got into excellent shape with their Power 90 and P90X programs. But I received this new product notice today via e-mail and nearly fell from my chair. I posted it as a joke but the product is absolutely real. Body GospelŪ The inspirational Body Gospel workouts, set to chart-topping gospel musi... (Read More)

In response to the tragedy in Colorado, President Obama signed Executive Order 44-720 this morning. This order will create a new federal agency under the Department of Homeland Security and establish security checkpoints at every movie theater in the United States. The president expects the first checkpoint to be in operation in about one year and ... (Read More)

http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-statisticians-develop-new-branch-math-formulat-52463 (Read More)

During the 1980s, an American was visited by a Russian friend who managed to obtain a travel visa abroad. The American decided to introduce the Russian to some of the defining features of his country. ... (Read More)

As we start the fall season here in the so-called "Sunshine State" of Florida, we residents could use a little calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have found inner peace after all the hurricanes. ... (Read More)

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. ... (Read More)

Gay cowboys: ''Y'up?'' ''Yep.''

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others sai... (Read More)

A married businessman was sleeping soundly in post coital bliss and the arms of his secretary when he awoke with a start and looked at his watch. ... (Read More)

A fellow walked into his doctor's office, complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor made a physical examination and listened to the symptoms, and concurred with the self-diagnosis. "I want you to come back tomorrow to start treatment. And bring a banana and a cookie with you." said the doctor. Despite the see... (Read More)