 FILM HORROR
(Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/24, 10:14am)
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Sometimes the End Justifies the Means
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticke... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/20, 11:48pm)
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The 3 Minute Management Course
Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
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on 10/18, 7:19am)
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Optical Illusion
Dedicated to Luke Setzer because of his love of such things. (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 10/16, 3:30pm)
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And A Little Child Will Lead Us
Two little boys found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake. "Quick," said one, "Run, before they say we did it!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/15, 4:15am)
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Tell me she does not look like Lord Palpatine
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/POLITICS/10/12/miers.religion/top.miers.sunday.ap.jpg
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on 10/12, 7:06pm)
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The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex
There is a site, Save the Humans, that I find very funny at times. Jason Roth posted there a list called The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex.
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on 10/12, 2:20pm)
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No Atheists in Foxholes?
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
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on 10/12, 2:26am)
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Can't Think of a Title
During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E Stevenson, "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!" Stevenson called back, "That's not enough, madam. We need a majority!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/09, 2:30pm)
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Diogenese
Diogenes of Sinope stopped looking for an honest man. He is now searching for a real Republican (i.e., one who actually believes in smaller government and less federal spending).
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on 10/08, 12:05am)
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