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The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex

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The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During SexThere is a site, Save the Humans, that I find very funny at times. Jason Roth posted there a list called The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex.

I will just list a few of them here, but they are hilarious.


"I believe in the complete separation of the left leg from the right."

 
"You sure smell better down here than the collectivists I've slept with."

 
"To say 'Fuck me harder' one must first know how to say the 'me'."

 
"No, you're not my first. But you are the first man whose penis has made me understand the role of measurement omission in the act of concept formation."

 
"It doesn't really matter whether I come or not. I believe that man's tongue is an end in itself."



Go to the article to read them all. Jason deserves much applause.

//;-)

Added by Michael Stuart Kelly
on 10/12, 2:20pm

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