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The Top 16 Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station
The Top 16 Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station

16)   Spacesuits made by Kathie Lee's plant in Siberia. ... (Read More)

(Added by Summer Serravillo on 10/06, 8:14am)

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How To Recognize a Millionaire
How To Recognize a Millionaire

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(Added by Luke Setzer on 10/06, 5:56am)

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How about a Nice Big Cup of ...
How about a Nice Big Cup of ...

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(Added by Luke Setzer on 10/06, 5:44am)

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Language is a means of communication, eh?
Language is a means of communication, eh?

   My friend is a rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language.  She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation, but didn't know quite how to ask about the toilet facilities and couldn't bring herself to write the word "to... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/06, 1:49am)

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Economists vs. Mathematicians
Economists vs. Mathematicians

Three economists and three mathematicians were going for a trip by train. Before the journey, the mathematicians bought 3 tickets but the economists only bought one. The mathematicians were glad their stupid colleagues were going to pay a fine. However, when the conductor was approaching their compartment, all three economists went to the nearest t... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/05, 1:39am)

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Amazing NASA Photo of Water on Mars
Amazing NASA Photo of Water on Mars

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(Added by Luke Setzer on 10/04, 5:23am)

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Separation of Math and Religion?
Separation of Math and Religion?

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and ... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/04, 1:50am)

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Jesse Jackson In Hell
Jesse Jackson In Hell

One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies. ... (Read More)

(Added by Sam Erica on 10/03, 1:59pm)

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The Theory of Relativity
The Theory of Relativity

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.  Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-95.  Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/02, 10:59pm)

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False Dichotomy
False Dichotomy

Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/02, 12:56pm)

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