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An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.  Time and again, Abdul would scamper off ... (Read More)

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game has issued the following advisory to hikers, hunters, and fishermen while in the field: ... (Read More)

This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife... ... (Read More)

Tenor 1: What do you think of my voice? Give me your honest opinion. Tenor 2: It isn't worth anything. Tenor 1: Give it to me anyway.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an... (Read More)

President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000. "This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger... (Read More)

News just in!!! After years of making millions from one song, sixties band, The Animals, have issued a world-wide apology ... There ISN'T a house in New Orleans.

Q. What is Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade? ... (Read More)

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A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"