 If the Passover Story Were Reported by The NY Times or CNN
The cycle of violence between the Jews and the Egyptians continues with no end in sight in Egypt. After eight previous plagues that have destroyed the Egyptian infrastructure and disrupted the lives of ordinary Egyptian citizens, the Jews launched a new offensive this week in the form of the plague of darkness. Western journalists were parti... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/16, 12:34pm)
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(Translated From Yiddish:) 50 Years
A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a dinner in honour of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had varied excuses. "Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. "Sorry, I'm running late... I just didn't have the time to get you a present.... (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 9/15, 11:22pm)
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Another Blonde Joke
This one's for you, MSK:
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on 9/15, 12:31pm)
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Moth Balls
Ever smell moth balls? How did you get his little legs to stay apart? (Added by Jon Letendre
on 9/13, 8:42am)
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The Seven Dwarf's and a Puzzled Pontiff.
One day THE Seven Dwarfs were granted an audience with the Pope, when they were on holiday in Rome.
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on 9/12, 5:23pm)
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Mosquitoes/lightbulb
How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if you can get them in there. (Added by Jennifer Kerns
on 9/12, 1:01pm)
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The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSIO... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/12, 12:33am)
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap h... (Read More) (Added by Sarah House
on 9/11, 7:30pm)
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Simplified Tax Form
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on 9/11, 2:50pm)
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Safe sex
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on 9/10, 12:05pm)
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