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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 9/09, 3:08pm)
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Something to think about the next time you fly.
The following is an excerpt from a "crab sheet", where pilots and maintenance personnel communicate problems with a particular aircraft, as well as solutions to the problems.
... (Read More) (Added by Summer Serravillo
on 9/08, 10:57am)
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Philosophy in the Market Place
"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/07, 9:36pm)
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Pet Fish
A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You mustunderstand these here are my pet fi... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison
on 9/07, 7:59am)
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Itchy Pussies
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on 9/06, 9:25pm)
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Fooled
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on 9/04, 5:26am)
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Moishe vs. the Soviet Union
Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Soviet Russian Government: Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you d... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/03, 5:11am)
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I cannot tell a lie...
A married businessman was sleeping soundly in post coital bliss and the arms of his secretary when he awoke with a start and looked at his watch.
... (Read More) (Added by Daniel Roy McNaughton
on 9/01, 6:10pm)
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Rat
It was letter/word time. The teacher says a letter, and the kids have to think of a word that starts with that letter, and use it in a sentence. She said, “B.” As usual, dirty little Johnny was waving his hand. She thought, ‘I can’t give him B, he’ll say ‘B. Breasts. Big, gorgeous breasts.’ She picked little Susie, who said, “B. B... (Read More) (Added by Jon Letendre
on 8/30, 10:01pm)
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Church and State
Father O'Malley answers the phone.
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on 8/30, 12:51pm)
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