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A popular Barbershop had a new robotic barber installed. A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked the man, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really c... (Read More)

My wife says she will leave me if I don't give up ham radio.  Over.

I have already received this twice from an anonymous coward with a bogus return address of anonymous@anonymous.net.  If someone can nail the actual sender, many "real atheists" would have much gratitude.  I only post it here in the Jokes section because it shows to what pathetic levels some religionists will sink.  No, I did not waste time or energ... (Read More)

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A family in the Philippines was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister. The corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass cover.  When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which rea... (Read More)

I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started. Today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a cherry pie, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a whole box of chocolate candy and I finally told my boss how much I hate him. ... (Read More)

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle." Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will gi... (Read More)

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