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on 10/06, 5:44am)
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Headline Stories in the Year 2029
Someone e-mailed this to me and I thought I'd share: "Ozone created by electric cars is now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally...scientists stumped... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 1/01, 4:51pm)
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Why today's high school math exams are tougher?
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You Think Your Day Is Bad?
From www.funny.com: "Maybe we should send some minties to these people. Just remember, it could be worse! *The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onl... (Read More) (Added by Jeremy on 6/28/2004, 1:55am)
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shortest book
One of the shortest books ever written, "French war heroes". (Added by James Bryan on 10/16/2004, 6:07pm)
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Opposed Perspectives (seen on web)
In the recent election, the American people were presented with two clear, opposite perspectives - both from John Kerry. (Added by Adam Reed on 11/10/2004, 10:58pm)
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Thought for the weekend
Seen in the Weekend Australian: If you have nothing nice to say about somebody, ask him how long he's been working in local government. (Added by Roger Coombs on 11/14/2004, 4:02pm)
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Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!
Many of you may not have seen this hysterical Virgin Mobile USA commercial:
... (Read More) (Added by Luther Setzer on 12/17/2004, 5:25am)
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The 4 Kinds of Sex in Marcus Bachler's Future
If Marcus ever gets married, one could easily predict the kind of sex his future would have in store for him. The first kind is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The second kind is Bedroom Sex. This kind begins around year 2 of the marraige. You will have c... (Read More) (Added by George W. Cordero on 1/01, 10:10am)
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Filk: Atlas Shrugged
On behalf of Mr. Bachler, I submit this filk of Atlas Shrugged. For those not familiar, "filk" is a form of satire where the lyrics to a song are replaced -- in this case, quite cleverly.
... (Read More) (Added by Jennifer Iannolo on 2/06, 12:39am)
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