 shortest book
One of the shortest books ever written, "French war heroes". (Added by James Bryan on 10/16/2004, 6:07pm)
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The Indefatigable Ralph the Rooster and How to Win the War on Terrorism
The Indefatigable Ralph the Rooster
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Hal Roach on Distinctions
Flanagan was asked to distinguish between an explosion and a collision. "Well, with a collision," he said, "there you are. But with an explosion, where are you?" :-)
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Why Mathematicians Are Never Politicians
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a sets quare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
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What Do Women Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved byArthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no ans... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
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The New Yorker comments on Post-Modern "Art"
It takes an artist (in this case, New Yorker's Alex Gregory) to capture the essence of even fake "Art". From http://www.cartoonbank.com/assets/1/51252_m.gif (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. I... (Read More) (Added by Jeremy on 9/02/2004, 8:39pm)
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Don't touch me bitch!
A man wakes up with a severe hangover and finds a note from his wife by his bedside that says, "I made your favorite breakfast. When you wake up, come down to the kitchen."
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Freedom of Speech
During the 1980s, an American was visited by a Russian friend who managed to obtain a travel visa abroad. The American decided to introduce the Russian to some of the defining features of his country.
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The First Black President
As aired on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton...."Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
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