Jokes: Joke

 For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that go... (Read More)

Fellow Objectivists, I could tell neither whether this message arrived in earnest or in humor, nor whether it took aim at my personal page or the SOLO Florida page.  I share it here for your amusement. ... (Read More)

Someone e-mailed this to me and I thought I'd share:  "Ozone created by electric cars is now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally...scientists stumped... (Read More)

If Marcus ever gets married, one could easily predict the kind of sex his future would have in store for him.   The first kind is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The second kind is Bedroom Sex. This kind begins around year 2 of the marraige. You will have c... (Read More)

The Exodus CANADA BUSY SENDING BACK BUSH-DODGERS The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll... (Read More)

Seen in the Weekend Australian: If you have nothing nice to say about somebody, ask him how long he's been working in local government.

In the recent election, the American people were presented with two clear, opposite perspectives - both from John Kerry.

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As we start the fall season here in the so-called "Sunshine State" of Florida, we residents could use a little calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have found inner peace after all the hurricanes. ... (Read More)