 On a flight from London
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. Shortly after takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/26, 6:56pm)
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Perpetual Motion?
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. It was proposed to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats. The two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground.
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on 10/18, 12:17am)
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Keep Your Eyes on the Red Handkerchief
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on 10/14, 10:33am)
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Gore: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"
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on 9/29, 2:55pm)
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The Lark Program
A lady liberal wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held at Guantanamo Bay. She received the following reply:
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on 9/28, 10:36pm)
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strip clubbing
[found this too funny to pass up - read and chuckle - or moan]
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on 9/23, 11:48am)
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GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!
From: Subject: It Is Your Patriotic Duty to Pass This On FORWARDED IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISM: We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 8/23/2006, 5:52pm)
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Peanuts & Altruism
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on 8/22, 5:12pm)
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Global Cooling
Global warming can cause global cooling
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on 8/22, 12:26pm)
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God granting miracles
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle." Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will gi... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 8/19, 10:10pm)
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