Jokes: Joke

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" go... (Read More)

This story had me laughing out loud, probably 'cause I needed it. I just had to share it. A young women struggles to embrace her future husband's odd family.   http://www.freshyarn.com/3/essays/paesel_snap1.htm (Read More)

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At the U.S. War College, a General is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight in a World War Three, Sir?" "Yes, gentlemen, it looks like you will," answers the Gener... (Read More)

I read an article that said the way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things I had started. Today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a cherry pie, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a whole box of chocolate candy and I finally told my boss how much I hate him. ... (Read More)

A CNN reporter went to Israel to cover the fighting.  She was looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like the man in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who's been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, ev... (Read More)

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The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. ... (Read More)

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