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The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxie... (Read More)

They say the bill, which some have taken to calling the "spendulus," still contains billions of dollars in wasteful spending. Though moderates are trying to pare it down to close to $800 billion, the joint tax committee just came out with a new price tag putting the current package at about $937 billion. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell conti... (Read More)

Wonder if I could sell it to the Tijuana City Council? ... (Read More)

LMAO! (Read More)

(If you're too young to get this joke, Alice Kramden, a character on the 1950s sitcom "The Honeymooners," had a husband, Ralph, famous for repeatedly threatening to send her, "bang, zoom, straight to the moon!") (Read More)

It's not that often you run across Ayn Rand parodies. (Read More)

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http://www.kontraband.com/pics/16949/Why-Terrorists-Hate-Us/   ... (Read More)

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