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Yankel was a wine maker, but he was not too bright. Naturally, most of his yearly income came before Passover when Jews all over the world buy a lot of wine. One day before Passover, Yankel opened a fresh barrel and noticed that it was half empty. How could wine be missing from a newly opened barrel? He thought and thought, but he couldn't figur... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/29, 9:56pm)
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 Color Test
http://www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 9/07, 3:21pm)
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Honesty
Tenor 1: What do you think of my voice? Give me your honest opinion. Tenor 2: It isn't worth anything. Tenor 1: Give it to me anyway. (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/25, 10:59am)
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Economists vs. Mathematicians
Three economists and three mathematicians were going for a trip by train. Before the journey, the mathematicians bought 3 tickets but the economists only bought one. The mathematicians were glad their stupid colleagues were going to pay a fine. However, when the conductor was approaching their compartment, all three economists went to the nearest t... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/05, 1:39am)
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How To Recognize a Millionaire
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on 10/06, 5:56am)
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The Top 16 Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station
16) Spacesuits made by Kathie Lee's plant in Siberia.
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on 10/06, 8:14am)
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An Objectivist Goes Shopping
1.1 Objects are simple. 1.2 Purchasing objects is not so simple. 1.3 Objects make up the substance of the world. Yet there are always more objects available to be purchased. 1.4 Which is why the substance of the world is expanding. 1.5 Yet an expanding world can only contain a finite amount of chocolate spread. 1.... (Read More) (Added by Scott Cram
on 10/16, 9:32am)
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New Environmentalist Alarm
The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast. (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/25, 8:34am)
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Cut off my dog's tail
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/25, 8:41am)
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Beatty by Arthur Speigelman of Reuters
Schwarzenegger likes to call his opponents "Girlie-men" and Beatty, once Hollywood's most famous "ladies man," says he is unafraid of either the nickname or the movie action hero who happily killed an alligator in one scene and declared, "You're luggage."
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on 11/02, 7:18am)
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