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... (Read More) (Added by Andrew Bates on 12/23, 6:39pm)Discuss this Joke (1 message) We hold these postulates to be intuitively obvious, that all physicists are born equal, to a first approximation, and are endowed by their creator with certain discrete privileges, among them a mean rest life, n degrees of freedom, and the following rights which are invariant under all linear transformations: 1. To approximate al... (Read More) (Added by Sarah House on 12/15, 12:58pm)Discuss this Joke (8 messages) A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, a priest, said; "I am a Father. " The little boy replied, "My Daddy is a father and HE doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 12/15, 9:21am)Discuss this Joke (3 messages) This amazing series addresses many of the major issues of our day: I. Metaphysics II. Epistemology III. Ethics IV. Politics IV. Esthetics Be sure to have your sound on. At the end you can hear the filmmaker stomping his foot in astonishment. (Read More) (Added by Rodney Rawlings on 12/08, 7:36pm)Discuss this Joke (2 messages) If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capi... (Read More) (Added by Jeff Landauer on 12/07, 1:10pm)Discuss this Joke (8 messages) Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 13:22:17 EST Subject: Personal Ads of the Philosophers ---- Personal Ads of the Philosophers: Socrates MWM, age unknown (mature, not elderly), famously ugly but a good talker. I like questions, not answers; reason, not passion; wisdom, not wealth; Euripides, not Aristophanes. Seeks ignorant and i... (Read More) (Added by Teresa Summerlee Isanhart on 12/07, 12:40pm)Discuss this Joke (0 messages) The Parable Of The Spoons (A Beautiful Story) > > A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord > one day and said, > "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and > Hell are like. > > "The Lord led the holy man to two doors. > He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked > in. In the middle of the ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 12/07, 11:03am)Discuss this Joke (6 messages) In light of Joe Rowland's article on benevolence, I'd like to share with you another theory of the dynamics of internet discussion. Courtesy of Penny Arcade. (Read More) (Added by Sarah House on 12/05, 9:32am)Discuss this Joke (4 messages) Just testing my new photo, so try to ignore this joke. (Added by Rodney Rawlings on 12/03, 7:04pm)Discuss this Joke (7 messages) A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/29, 9:23am)Discuss this Joke (4 messages) |