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The Library of Congress sponsored a nationally televised event focusing on Objectivism, and they invited the three top recognized spokesmen for Objectivism to speak. Miracle of miracles, all three accepted! ... (Read More)

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A simple method by John Baez for rating potentially revolutionary contributions to physics: 1. A -5 point starting credit. 2. 1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on to be false. 3. 2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous. 4. 3 points for every statement that is logically inconsisten... (Read More)

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In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have six months to bui... (Read More)

This morning a newsbimbo revealed that the surviving miner had made great progress in a "hyperbolic chamber". Although the reporter probably intended to say "hyperbaric," the existence of such chambers has far too long been suspected, as a possible cause of certain inexplicable degeneracies of pyramid power. And now, we have it from a source know... (Read More)

WOMEN'S ENGLISH   1. Yes = No   2. No = Yes   3. Maybe = No   4. We need . . .  = I want.   5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry   6. We need to talk = I need to complain   7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to   8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later   9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10.... (Read More)

NOTICE:      Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."     You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.     Thank you

A man goes  into an adult entertainment shop and ... (Read More)

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