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President Clinton
President Clinton

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. ... (Read More)

(Added by Glenn Fletcher on 2/23, 12:31pm)

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Odious Odor
Odious Odor

"Sir, what's that terrible smell?" - ... (Read More)

(Added by Hank E. Rearden on 2/22, 6:46am)

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Learning from History
Learning from History

A Jewish man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Wh... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 2/14, 11:52pm)

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Bill Gates vs. General Motors
Bill Gates vs. General Motors

My apologies if this has already surfaced in your own email accounts. My sister sent this one to me. I almost posted it in the Technology Forum, but I think even more people than its members would enjoy it. ... (Read More)

(Added by Erica Schulz on 2/04, 3:48am)

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Political Correctness
Political Correctness

"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."

(Added by Teresa Summerlee Isanhart on 1/28, 1:18pm)

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How Much Work Does Objectivism Face?
How Much Work Does Objectivism Face?

The following is a clip from the French version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?". The question, for those who don't speak French, is: "Which of these is in orbit around the Earth?" The four choices are: the Moon, the Sun, Mars, or Venus. This clip is scary for numerous reasons: 1. He isn't confident enough to answer the question on his... (Read More)

(Added by Scott Cram on 1/05, 12:04pm)

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Stars Trek to the Roxbury
Stars Trek to the Roxbury

The crew of the Enterprise-E paints the town on New Year's Eve in a picture worth a thousand words. (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 12/31, 6:37pm)

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The Changing Meaning of the Christmas Tree
The Changing Meaning of the Christmas Tree

In the old days, people would bring greenery into their homes hoping for the return of spring. ... (Read More)

(Added by Alexander Butziger on 12/24, 6:03pm)

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Worst Burglar Ever
Worst Burglar Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mim90zCi34Y ... (Read More)

(Added by Warren Chase Anspaugh on 12/24, 1:03am)

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Best Comeback Line Ever
Best Comeback Line Ever

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! ... (Read More)

(Added by Warren Chase Anspaugh on 12/10, 1:51am)

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