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Monday, November 21, 2005 - 4:47pmSanction this postReply
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How come those white turbans bin Laden wears don't come pre-printed with little targets on them :-)?

Jim


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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 5:38amSanction this postReply
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Abolish banks? And replace them with what? The hypocritical system of "charities" which haunt the arab world.

I'll make bin Laden a deal: we'll just abolish the banks that have al Qaeda money in them.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 5:51amSanction this postReply
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I think it's just adorable how he favours signing up to Kyoto. Got a sort of Monty Python-type dissonance about it doesn't it? Where did he find the hole-time to pop that one in? It's like....so Osama, what are your thoughts on Tom Cruise these days and which laundry powder do you recommend to your followers?


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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 5:57amSanction this postReply
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Osama bin Laden wants the United States to convert to Islam, ditch its constitution, abolish banks, jail homosexuals and sign the Kyoto climate change treaty.

Hmmm...  How 'bout this, Mr. bin Ladin...  We'll keep our banks, our constitution, our religious freedoms, our homosexuals and we'll piss on the Kyoto treaty until we turn to dust. 

By the way, how's life in the rat hole these days?  Miss the sunshine much, do we?

SmS


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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 10:19amSanction this postReply
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Uncle Osama certainly is a demanding little shit, isn't he.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 1:31pmSanction this postReply
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" In the book the terrorist responsible for the deaths of 3,000 civilians in September 2001 says that killing the innocent is wrong. In bin Laden's world a global conflict is under way between the umma, or Muslim community, and unbelievers."

So who would be considered "innocent" when homosexuals should be jailed? And I'm supposed to extend "diplomacy" to this man? I'm supposed to forgive and forego the death penalty?

Who decided that this needed to be a book? I seriously hope the bastard is not getting any royalties.



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