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Happy Valentine's Day...to Osama

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who... (Read More)

(Added by Greg Mullen on 2/14, 5:35pm)

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 11:44pm

ROTFL

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 8:26am

A lot of things come to mind of what to do when we capture Osama. Lets just say the first for me involves a gallows and the National Mall...

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 10:33am

Nah - I like the four horses bit - takes a wee longer to die......;-)

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 11:12am

Amputation of arms, legs and teeth followed by incarceration in a Jewish gay rapist ward.

Or a quail hunting trip with Dick Cheney. A few pellets at a time, that would take long! Has anyone heard whether Cheney took the quail he was aiming for? For me, it's worse if he didn't.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 3:09pm

I think Osama on the recieving end of a gay rabi gang bang should be enough.

Reminds me of another joke.

Three men get captured by natives they've trespassed on their land and must choose one of two penances.

Death or Bunga Bunga.

The first one is offered Death or Bunga Bunga for 5 minutes. He chooses Bunga Bunga. The tribal chief anally rapes the man for 5 minutes.

The second man is offered Death or Bunga Bunga for 20 minutes. He chooses Bunga Bunga, and is anally raped for 20 minutes.

The final man is offered Death or bunga bunga for one hour, The final man chooses death.

The chief says... So it is. Death.....

By bunga bunga.

---Landon