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The Theory of Relativity
The Theory of Relativity

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.  Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-95.  Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/02, 10:59pm)

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robert malcom

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Monday, October 3, 2005 - 8:34pmSanction this postReply
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Must be sunday - the brain's at rest...

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Monday, October 3, 2005 - 8:46pmSanction this postReply
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I've done that once...I can laugh about it NOW...

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 - 1:43pmSanction this postReply
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Joe.... I was almost hit by a truck when I entered an exit ramp. Good thing there was a shoulder or I wouldn't have both of mine.
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That has got to be one of the scariest things to experience. Luckily I was able to drive up on the median with no crash and no cops. Good thing I was wearing clean underwear.

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005 - 8:21pmSanction this postReply
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Marty,

I love old people jokes. My favorite is the following.

A senior citizen was bragging about his health.

"My system works like clockwork. Every morning, I urinate without fail at 4:00 in the morning. At 5:00 I have a bowel movement. And at 6:00 I always wake up."

//;-)

Michael


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