RoR: Forum

Dirty jokes about women's privates are not the thing I am looking for at this site.

Post 1

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 7:05am

Oh ... where do you usually look for them?

Post 2

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 9:42am

I know this was on the borderline and if I have offended anyone, I apologize.

Sam

Post 3

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:03am

I'm not sure which was funnier: the 2nd joke...or Glenn's reply.

:D

LLAP
J-D

Post 4

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:29am

Well, I wasn't offended, but I didn't really think they were funny.

Sarah

Post 5

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:35am

I thought they were ok. Wasn't offended, but I was just kind of wondering "What does this have to do with Objectivism... at all?"

---Landon

Post 6

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:35am

Sarah,

Try this one: That 80 year old woman goes in for a full exam�she has a specific medical complaint. When he�s done, the doctor says, �I find that you have acute angina.�

�Oh. Thank you, haven�t *that* in a long time! And what about the pain in my chest?�

Post 7

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:36am

I'm not offended. I thought they were in poor taste, not funny, and not related in any way to Objectivism or man as heroic being, so a bit out of place, too.

Post 8

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:37am

Jon,

That one receives an eye roll, which is more than the other two got. :)

Sarah

Post 9

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:40am

Guys,

The connection is laughing. Enjoying life.

If it helps, imagine that the woman is objectivist.

Post 10

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:47am

True, but there are lots of places to go online for sex jokes.

The motto's "Total passion for the total height." They should at least be GOOD sex jokes. (no offense Sam).

Fuck, you're talking to a guy who's band used to do songs called "Eating a Vegan," "My girl's been circumcised," "Spermicidal maniac" and "Whore wearing white" and those were just the first four I thought of so it's not a disgust thing.

---Landon

Post 11

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:49am

Jon posited:

If it helps, imagine that the woman is objectivist.

That is easy.

She was an 80 year old virgin because she waited to give herself to her ideal man -- her "John Galt."

He never appeared.

There are some lessons for all of us embedded in that joke.

Post 12

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 10:19am

well, the 1st made me chuckle this morning

would of preferred a better ending on the 2nd one though!

Post 13

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 12:00pm

Jeez, Now I've had to give Jon a bonk for his reply!

E

Post 14

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 2:05pm

Now I've had to give Jon a bonk for his reply!

Why? Couldn't face another itchy pussy? ;-)

Post 15

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 1:48pm

Joe are you there? this is what I consider acceptable irrationality,people
making a big fuss out of a dirty joke!

Post 16

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 4:33pm

Jon:

"The connection is laughing. Enjoying life.

If it helps, imagine that the woman is objectivist."

Brilliant! Couldn't have said it better. Jon, you're obviously a cunning linguist :-)

Wake up and smell the pudenda, people! This site is *not* about objectivism!

[ohhhhh! how dare he!!]

No! It's about *sense of life*!!! objectivism.

And, that's a very different beast. And one I'm glad to ride all day long.

Ross

Post 17

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 5:46pm

Oh, leave it to beaver man to come up with all the best pussy references.

Or was that dog man? ;-)

Post 18

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 6:27pm

Ok I didn't want to do this.

You spew your politics
You bitch and scream and piss and moan
Then you slip away from the gang
Leading you right onto my bone
Your friends don't have a clue
That you lead this double life
Or see the way you strip
Buck naked in my bedroom light

My hate filled vegan woman
I'll make you happy as a clam
Giving you the big straight-edge
While I'm beating you with a leg of lamb

You know I eat the rabbit
While you eat the rabbit food
And you don't go for porno
But you'll live it if you're in the mood
I'll tie you to a spit
While we watch "Faces of Death part 1"
You might call it brainwash
I call it romantic and it's fun

My hate filled vegan woman
I'll make you happy as a clam
Giving you the big straight-edge
While I'm beating you with a leg of lamb

Your friends in the indy(ie) scene
don't need to know about you and me
How you drink Mike's Lemonade*
and bathe in cow's blood while we're making hot whoppee

Whoppee!

My hate filled vegan woman
I'll make you happy as a clam
Giving you the big straight-edge
While I'm beating you with a leg of lamb

I've had no problem in the past just I have quality standards.

*The name of a popular alcoholic drink is Mike's Hard Lemonade... the band's singer was also named Mike.

---Landon

Post 19

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 - 7:20pm