George, as I suspected, you are utterly adorable, albeit in an aggressive way. Sleek lines, great musculature, and fabulous coloring; a serious, yet refined demeanor, and a distinct look of mischief.
As an aside, I now understand why some people keep Pit Bulls (I presume this is an American Pit Bull Terrier?) for aesthetic reasons - they're better looking dogs than Staffies.
Mind you, I've heard their temperaments can be a bit dodgy. Pit Bulls, that is, not Staffies.