| | Speaking of tsunamis, did you ever hear the one about the better-part-of-a-million people who didn't "have to" die?
Oh, it's a real killer, I tell ya'. You gotta' hear this one. Anyway, if I can remember it correctly -- it went a little something like this ...
In this ONE issue, you'll get all of the greatest hits ... from the 70s, 80s, 90s, AND today! This one runs the gamut folks, from the East-side to the West-side! There's just no other collection quite like it available. Order now! You'll get hits like ...
============== Those crazy 1970s ============== East-side -1970, East Pakistan cyclone: 300,000-500,000 dead -1974, Hurricane Fifi, Honduras: 5000 dead
West-side -1972, Hurricane Agnes, US East Coast: 118 dead -1979, Hurricane Frederick, Alabama: 5 dead
============== The selfish 1980s ============== -1985, Bangladesh cyclone: 10,000 dead
============== Those rip-roarin' 1990s ============== East-side -1991, Bangladesh cyclone: 70,000 dead -1998, India's west coast cyclone: 10,000-14,000 missing -1998, Papua New Guinea tsunami: 6000 dead -1998, Hurricane Mitch, Honduras: 11,000 dead
West-side -1992, Hurricane Andrew,US East Coast: 65 dead -1999, Oklahoma tornadoes, winds up to 318 mph!: 44 dead
============== And the best of Today ============== East-side -2004, Day after Christmas tsunami, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, Thailand: 190,000 dead (and another 40,000 missing)
West-side -2005, Hurricane Katrina, US Gulf Coast: 1400 dead
Act now. Time is running out.
Ed
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