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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
Thomas Jefferson

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(Added by Dante on 2/28/2004, 9:39pm)
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Puritanism – the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
H. L. Mencken

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(Added by Barry Kayton on 2/28/2004, 6:32am)
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In the ideal socialist state, power will not attract power freaks. People who make decisions will show not the slightest bias towards their own interests. There will be no way for a clever man to bend the institutions to serve his own ends. And the rivers will run uphill.
David Friedman

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(Added by Barry Kayton on 2/28/2004, 6:25am)
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The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.
Richard Needham

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(Added by Barry Kayton on 2/28/2004, 6:23am)
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein
The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

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(Added by Jeff Landauer on 2/26/2004, 11:15pm)
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