 Don't touch me bitch!
A man wakes up with a severe hangover and finds a note from his wife by his bedside that says, "I made your favorite breakfast. When you wake up, come down to the kitchen."
... (Read More) (Added by JJ Tuan on 8/28/2004, 7:45pm)
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Farming and Effective Time Management
I learned this story while attending my employer's three-day course on Stephen Covey's book The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I found it on the Web at this link also. It brings to mind the Objectivist ethical value of Purpose. Here it is:
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Freedom of Speech
During the 1980s, an American was visited by a Russian friend who managed to obtain a travel visa abroad. The American decided to introduce the Russian to some of the defining features of his country.
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Miscellaneous Frog-Bashing
Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
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The First Black President
As aired on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton...."Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
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The Name of the Restaurant
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, The wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one says: "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica on 6/28/2004, 6:16am)
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You Think Your Day Is Bad?
From www.funny.com: "Maybe we should send some minties to these people. Just remember, it could be worse! *The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onl... (Read More) (Added by Jeremy on 6/28/2004, 1:55am)
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An American, a Jamaican, and a Frenchman
Three expectant fathers, an American, a Jamaican, and a Frenchman, were in the hospital waiting room.
... (Read More) (Added by Joseph Rowlands on 6/27/2004, 9:57pm)
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