What's the next big disaster?

0) The Feds start bailing out bankrupt states

1) Russia invades another former satellite

2) Chavez redeploys his thugs from Iran to Honduras

3) Franken is the deciding vote to socialize medicine

4) The Dow drops below 5,000

5) Yet another Spendulus

6) Cap and Trade is passed

7) Pirates in the Caribbean - for real

8) Another rogue state goes nuclear

9) Something unexpectedly wonderful will happen