| | And Teresa, (or Jim)...what the heck are the "Gold Plates" anyway?
Erica -- The gold plates were allegedly found by Joseph Smith, the founder of the LDS Church, in a hole in a hillside near Cumorah, New York, and allegedly were a written record of what was allegedly later translated by Joseph Smith into the Book of Mormon. This book alleges that jewish settlers arrived in the Americas, most likely in Central America near the Panamanian area based on some passages in the book, and founded this vast civilization that flourished, split into two parts, and then one part died in a cataclysmic battle, leaving the survivors as the American Indians, and the last survivor of the wiped-out race burying the record of these tales on golden plates, inexplicably located in New York which is nowhere near Central America.
Feel free to google something on the order of "Joseph Smith gold plates" if you want more. If you really want to take a chance on weirding up your life big time, you can invite a pair of missionaries over to explain it, but if you do so, from personal experience I can assure you that they will relentlessly keep coming back until you have the heart to tell sweet, pleasant young men to eff off and never, ever come back or you will sic your dorg on them. Or maybe you have the tact and charm to dissuade them without the profanity or roughness, but they don't give up easily. ;)
You're probably wondering how a seemingly rational person could fall for such a concoction, but that's a longer story than I have time for right now. Short answer -- LDS folks are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet, if you can keep them off the subject of religion, about which many are batshit insane and yet somehow manage to function.
Aloha, Jim
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