| | Oh, Msr. Campbell!, I'd feared you'd gone.
Allow me to introduce myself; I am your fellow guest at court here. Like yourself, I'm no Objectivist, but asking your pardon, I believe you've made some error. Unfortunately, I must sadly say the carnal hedonism you look for's just not to be found here. Terribly sorry- but please understand... I speak in truth with some claim as an expert.
Greetings! My name's Jeanie Ring , though here I should go by merely miss Shiris; I have a loose interest in Rand and so keep a table at this particular establishment.
But I myself am am of a different kind, Msr. Campbell. I am truely a hedonist, a transgender escort by my chosen profession, and I assure you I enjoy myself with a hand towards pleasures both natural and unnatural. And beyond- perhaps your God should know- I am an active Pagan- worships idols, practices witchcraft- perhaps firelight can capture a glimmer for the pendant I wear, of Venus rising from the sea foam? I believe your book mentions her under the name 'Ashtoreth'.
Michael, you're quite looking in the wrong place if you wish to learn about depravity. Forget these Objectivists!! - I can teach you of carnality beyond anything these moralists would touch. If you wish to investigate desire for desire's sake, this philosophy will not help you... but I am more than willing to... mmm... theorize.
Please, call me so we can continue this discussion. My number is (415)724-8278, and I am available in the San Francisco Bay Area on a day's notice, or will travel on proper arrangements. Oh, please be prepared to attend to matters of considerations, but in the meantime I'll be glad to forward my checklist for your perusal; please email me any special requests so I might know what to prepare. The address is on my profile.
No, really, Michael. You have it wrong with Objectivism. I'm the one you're looking for. Please call... I just won't keep my eye off you!
<smooch> 'bye!
Charmed Mistress Shiris )(*)( stand for what you're worth!
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