| | "House" is an interesting show. Here is an excerpt to give a feel for the type of humour:
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Dr. Cameron: Why did you hire me? Dr. Gregory House: Does it matter? Dr. Cameron: Kind of hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you. Dr. Gregory House: Why? Dr. Cameron: Is that rhetorical? Dr. Gregory House: No, it just seems that way because you can't think of an answer. Does it make a difference what I think? I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think. Can you do the job? Dr. Cameron: You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record. Dr. Gregory House: No, it wasn't a racial thing. I didn't see a black guy, I just saw a doctor with a juvenile record. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. And I hired you because you are extremely pretty. Dr. Cameron: You hired me to get into my pants? Dr. Gregory House: I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good. It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby. Dr. Cameron: I was at the top of my class! Dr. Gregory House: But not *the* top. Dr. Cameron: I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic! Dr. Gregory House: You were a very good applicant. Dr. Cameron: But not the best. Dr. Gregory House: Would that upset you, really, to think that you were hired for some genetic gift of beauty instead of some genetic gift of intelligence? Dr. Cameron: I worked very hard to get where I am! Dr. Gregory House: You didn't have to. People choose the paths that gain them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's a law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could've married rich, you could've been a model, you could've just shown up and people would've given you stuff - lots of stuff - but you didn't. You worked your stunning little ass off. Dr. Cameron: Am I supposed to be flattered? Dr. Gregory House: Gorgeous women do not go to medical school... unless they are as damaged as they are beautiful. Were you abused by a family member? Dr. Cameron: No! Dr. Gregory House: Sexually assaulted? Dr. Cameron: No! Dr. Gregory House: But you *are* damaged, aren't you?
-------- There has been some discussion on Solo at,
http://solohq.com/cgi-bin/SHQ/SHQ_FirstUnread.cgi?Function=FirstUnread&Board=5&Thread=848
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