Something I heard on A Prairie Home Companion-----How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris from an invasion?  Nobody knows, because they have never managed it.

I never said it was true, or mine, only that it was funny.  From the same show—René Descartes (think that’s the right spelling) walks into a bar and has a beer.  After he finishes, the bartender comes up and says “would you like another”?  René says “I think not”; and promptly disappears.

            Now, if you would like one that is both true and mine----How many republican politicians does it take to change a light bulb?  Only one; they are after all pretty smart, and it not a matter of ability; but like all the other species of cockroach they prefer to operate while its dark so that people wont be disgusted by them, so they won’t.   

            Or---How many democratic politicians does it take to change a light bulb?  Same answerer, but that is because they constantly shove each other out of the way arguing over color, type, who should do the install and whether they should be union, whose district it should be made in ect….ad nosium, so it never actually gets changed.